Living wild & free.

Sometimes, the only thing that makes a bad day good is a nice class of pinot noir on the patio.



I'll go on the record to let everyone know that I'd also never say no to some tuna water.

Snack time.

Actually, I'm just on my bed...

On that note, could you maybe bring me something? I'm famished.

The truth.

Sometimes, when I start wiggling, the momentum gets going and I can't stop... even when I try. 

I'll say that's a good thing.

Comparing dairy products.

Wait, like, what does this even mean?? 


Am I luring men to my house with offerings of refreshment?? What if they're lactose intolerant and I'm all out of soy milk?? Or what if they have an aversion to the idea of milk being shaken?? Or, like, what if all they want is a glass of water to quench their thirst? My house is at the end of a long drive, so I could see that happening...


What if it's winter and they want something warm?


Why do I even want these men at my place?


I just don't even....




Ooooooh, look, is that a shiny something that needs to be pounced????

Doin' the Roc-away

Everyone has a favourite dance move... this just happens to be mine.





Oh, I also love the Macarena; it's just so spicy!

Little thoughts.

Celebrate your shape, whether it be thin or thick...




I know I do.

My homegirl

She warms my kidneys when I sleep, and for that I'm grateful.






Also, she's pretty cute.

Ladies love cool Spyder

I'm just a little nostalgic for the nineties today... 

Is that normal? 

Oh gosh, I hope so.

Ooooh, Saved By the Bell is on.

A little something special for February 14th.

Because on Valentines Day, you deserve to be spoiled.

Why hello there.

 

 Pear-shaped is the new black.

A little piece of Flair.

Because sometimes, a little extravagance is a good thing.

Sup

'Nuff said.