Wait, like, what does this even mean??
Am I luring men to my house with offerings of refreshment?? What if they're lactose intolerant and I'm all out of soy milk?? Or what if they have an aversion to the idea of milk being shaken?? Or, like, what if all they want is a glass of water to quench their thirst? My house is at the end of a long drive, so I could see that happening...
What if it's winter and they want something warm?
Why do I even want these men at my place?
I just don't even....
Ooooooh, look, is that a shiny something that needs to be pounced????
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